Sleep or Sale...I have never tried to go for a Thanksgiving Sale in 9 years - get up at 4 in the morning and stand outside the store in the cold - just saw WalMart's Thanksgiving sale ad - lots of good deals...hmmm....tempting...bicycle for 40$, 3.2 MP Digital camera for 100$...Zzzzzzzzzzzz it is. More analysis of 2004 elections...It is ok to have Bose speakers for ur PC but there should be absolutely no noise from your desktop...

The Tamil movie industry seems to be tired of seeing Jackie Chan kungfu movies...so a new production company to make Tamil kongfu movies...

Some golf related marketing studies...Despite an increase in golfers and courses, number of rounds played have decreased...From omnipresent communication technology to the desire to experience multiple activities at once to more emphasis on family time, as well as other factors, life in the United States has become more complex -- and somehow, more time-consuming. Golf, with its heritage of five-and-a-half hour rounds, is in direct conflict with the lifestyle of baby boomers, Gen-Xers and Gen-Yers. And it shows.


I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

VENT OUT: I am furious about the CAT paper incident...I blame the rich Bas$#@ds, Bi$#%es of India who live by screwing the poor and the middle class...and how do they manage to pass their college exams...obviously with money...Why the f$#@ dont they use the money and study instead or get some tutoring instead of partying all the time...why do you need a degree...to open up more private hospitals or become stock brokers and screw the hard-working middle class...

Say Hummmmmmmmmmmmm.............I feel better now...

Saw "Chicago" last night. Ok....sumar....choreography and editing were awesome...but was it Oscar worthy...I like searching in Yahoo! Movies and last night I stumbed across Richard Donner's filmography - so impressive and he has directed one of my favorites "Maverick"...

I am trying to come up with a list of Raja's best songs from 1990 ( after ARR ). I am looking for only the real good ones ( that is relative ). I could come up with only a few.

1. Athigarathai PoosikoLla Asai - Avatharam
2. En Ulle En Ulle - Vaali
3. Ennai thalatta varuvaya - KathulukKu Mariyadhai
4. Oliyile Therivadhu Devadayaiya - Azhagi
5. Sri Ranganathanin Padham - Mahanadhi

Any others ?


Computer Dating...A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him a penguin.

I am 32 but it still excites me that there is no class tomorrow...my prof is taking off...I used to look forward to the monsoon season in Madras when I was young...in Boston I am looking for lots of snow...schools will be closed...:-)

Helped a friend move this weekend. Doing the third move this year. I need to seriously think of this as a weekend business...will help me with my golf expenses and a good workout. Anybody want to move in the Boston area ?...My friend had got a couple of helpers from "Labor Ready" for the move...one of them was a nut case...he ( claimed ) saved the nuclear war from happenning between India and Pak...he has a PhD also...to stop the nuclear war he had to use the help of the King of Jordan and Mother Theresa's unit ( ??? )...and ofcourse he lazed off after an hour or so...I might end up going to the Thanksgiving Parade this weekend in New York. Have never been there. Also I am going to New York to help another friend MOVE....So am not going to the Aish Aish baby sighting in Boston...

About the box-office status of "Boys" --- ( from Rediff )
Shankar, meanwhile, managed to salvage his reputation as a director who has never known outright flops in a rather roundabout fashion. Boys, his latest venture, ran foul of public opinion in Tamil Nadu, with many protesting that the dialogues and some scenes were too 'vulgar' for public consumption. The film -- produced by Shankar's regular producer A M Rathnam -- did enormous business in Telugu. Now comes word that it is a bigger hit in neighbouring Sri Lanka, where the film has completed 50 houseful days and counting.Reportedly Boys has already earned, in the Sri Lanka market, more than Shah Rukh-starrer Devdas managed to earn in the US. Lazy Geek can give the status in Tamilnadu....:-)

Re-reading moxon.net..."The real reason that Indians like cricket is that it's possible to spend days, literally, watching one game, and for a nation that spends days, literally, sitting around in chai shops shooting the shit, cricket is perfect"...

Ash Ash baby...is going to be in Natick Mall ( 10 minutes from where I live ) Thanksgiving weekend...The question is, should I go or not ?...If it was Anna Kournikova, ippove tent'poturipPen...what to do when the Internet is down...i seriously wouldnt know what to do...just like I dont miss TV now ( a month now ) I wont miss it and will start reading the newspaper ( news on paper, wow, i didnt know that )....Google's pigeon ranks...

Saw "Kannethire Thondrinal". Actually was forced to. One of the rare Tamil movies available in NetFlix. Vivek was the surprise here...he sounded way different than now, ofcourse younger, and not funny, and his jokes were not written by him...so it was disappointing...but Prashanth did a decent job. That was something new...

Somebody asked me what I thought about "The Terrorist". I loved the movie for 2 reasons:
1. Ayesha Dharker was awesome. ( except for the pullup scene - clearly somebody was pushing her up :-) )
2. Sivan shows how to make a quality movie without a lot of investment. A good lesson for beginners.

Yes, "The Terrorist" had its weak moments. Especially I felt the "pregnancy" was forced. Why not without pregnancy ? Just seeing normal life and having a change of heart. Also I somehow hate somebody becoming pregnant in one shot. If that is not true, be clear on that. The climax scene was confusing to me. ie she doesnt do it is clear...i dont know how to explain, somehow I felt there should be a closure...


A guy goes to a psychiatrist. He says, "Doc, you gotta help me. My wife is a model for Victoria's Secret and she is being unfaithful. Every night she goes to Harry's Bar and picks up men. She sleeps with anyone who asks. I'm going nuts, you gotta help me." The psychiatrist says, "Calm down. Take a deep breath, and let it out slowly. There you go...doesn't that feel better? Now tell me, just where is Harry's Bar?"

I bought a house 2 months back. Another house in my street is on the market from this week. Same design, same year built, etc etc etc and bigger backyard. Includes fridge, washer/dryer etc. Listed at a price lesser than ours. :-)....kismet...time to move ???

This is an interesting interview I read yesterday. Dev Anand in Little India magazine: What's a box-office hit ? Something intangible in a film sets off a certain vibration in the audience's collective mind. And all of a sudden people are drawn to it. This phenomenon cannot be explained. You just have to let your instinct dictate your creative decisions....I remember reading something like ( Technology to stop video piracy ) this 10 years back where different prints of a movie had a black line on one side on a particular frame, but each print having the line on different frames. And this way the producers tracked which movie theatres produced the illegal copies. But when they realized that the Malaysian mafia was involved, they couldnt take any action...the last part I made it up...

I didnt know John Malkovich distributed "The Terrorist". Supposedly this movie is a huge hit in the rental market. Good, honest efforts never get wasted. Was this digitally shot ? This was a "naalana" ( 25 paise ) movie...

How To Translate Things Men Say
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." really means..."I have severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house." really means... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."Really means... "I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon."
"I can't find it." really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?" really means... "What did you catch me doing?"
"I heard you." really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and I'm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next days yelling at me."

I am tired after the argument about Mani Rathnam Vs Bala...Cell phone users in the US - number portability from Nov 24...Must read for all those who havent been to Madras for some years now...and want to catch up with what is happenning there...If you have audio connection, try this out, especially folks who get very emotional in blog comments site :;...Here is the list of the top email hoaxes....

Bought some DVDs from Columbia House. Harry Potter, Shrek, Forest Gump, Sixth Sense, Usual Suspects...I am currently working out the math on how many days should a movie run successfully to make 'x' amount of money in India...will post it in a new blog sometime this week...


Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

Things money can do even in America...If you are an American, you are likely to be too dumb...the holiday season is coming...woohoo...lots of vacation, where to go ? what to buy ?...went to a sports store that was going out of business...I didnt see anything cheap there - looks like one can sell more by putting a sign outside "Going out of business" and then rename the store and start again...ennavo po...

I got this from Ramanand's blog...funny and honest articles about a British traveller's experiences in many countries, which includes India, ofcourse...About Chennai "I arrived in Chennai at 9.15am - astoundingly the train arrived a full five minutes early - booked into a hotel, and by 4pm I'd seen all the sights, managed to change some money, do some window shopping, and had found myself wandering aimlessly. This was not what I had expected."
"But the price to pay for all this easy living is boredom. It's as if Chennai is situated beyond the event horizon of some nearby black hole; nothing seems to happen here." I am surprised he didnt mention much about Marina beach and the best fielders/catchers in the world, the beach KAKA !!!


Actual court questions/answers:

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: ???

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No..
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Saw "Jay Jay" last night. Sumar...so-so...Ofcourse Madhavan has done a good job again ( If he can choose better roles, he is going to be in Tamil movies for a long time ). Songs come up unexpectedly - no buildup at all. The audience towards the end were murmuring for no songs...just finish the movie...some ridiculous scenes like one person pointing to his hand ( with no watch ) and saying that it is getting late...a friend literally begging at the hero's feet not to see some girl who is getting married, the hero sees the girl and finds out it is not his lover and immediately breaks into a song followed immediately by being frustrated that he cant find his lover...and the core scene for the story is when the hero meets the heroine and expresses his love blah blah blah but never gets to know her name...this movie could have been saved had Vivek been there...there were no BEATs in this movie...slowdown and it could have been better...too many dialogues is also not good...before the audience can understand the characters, they are doing so many things, love, cry, fight...

Saw "Anbe Sivam" again yesterday. Till the last marriage scene the movie was really good. I still dont understand why introduce such a PooshnikKa coincidence in the end...same girl ??? cmon...why should justice be done...enakKu puriyele...But Uvi Sethu telling everybody to give 10 rupees and collect their boxes which he had stolen was just too good...2-to-2 to 2-to-2...I dont care about Kamal sothapify the climax scenes in his movies but he is a really good director...

Some more mars'ians pictures...

Anybody who is interested to know how Wal Mart manages to give everyday low prices will find the article very interesting read.

I have always wondered whether there are any Indian stand-up comedians in the US...here is one...Melvin Durai...

Networked homes are coming...so the next big thing could be the equivalent of a mechanic/plumber/electrician in software...Atleast in India, there is a tendency to look down on such positions...so when every piece of your home has a computer and a central computer that controls all the smaller ones, and you have 10 different software vendors providing the software, somebody is required to service/upgrade/load software/hardware in every home...this is going to be huge for the next generation...there will be online software stores like Home Depot and you never know, Hoem Depot itself will sell the home computer hardware too...there will be franchises from the big service companies - IBM, PriceWaterHouse, Accenture etc...and the job market should explode...there would be degrees that combine Marketing/Sales/Software/Hardware ( MSSH ) to create the new service engineers...and as usual there will be shortage of MSSH workers...exciting times ahead...

I miss watching Prabhu Deva. Not for his acting, but for his choreography and dance. I was watching "Sami" last night, and realized what a bad job they had done for "Kalyanam'than kattikitu" song. Now PD would have kalakKufied this song...anyways a song is irrelevant to the movie...why not use real good dancers/choreographers to perform...like "Chikku Bukku raiyile" in "Gentleman"...or something that will be better will be for Shankar/PD to join and start a company that does only one thing: Produce songs for movies. So any movie that needs songs picturized will outsource it to this company...kudutha kasukKu nalla returns kidaikKum....

Life finally explained

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of our house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. “You've got a deal." So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Life has finally been explained.

As I parked my car, I noticed that the car next to mine was packed with stuff. Not packed in a "I'm moving" kind, but more like "I live here". McDonalds, Dunkin DOnuts, bedsheets, jackets, shirts, water, lots of paper etc. Which got me thinking that there is no reason a single person should not live in his/her car in the US. The back seat is very comfortable to sleep ( actually there are some cars where you can convert the back seat to a bed ). And nowadays for 5k you can attach a TV also. You can save a ton of money in rent. Ofcourse, dont expect to have a social life. ( Party at my place...blue Accord outside 7-11 )...I think Kamal/SriDevi start their life in a truck in "Varumayin Niram SivapPu"...

For all Matrix fans, here is a detailed analysis of the story...

You need audio connection for this cool singing horses flash movie...

Zen Thoughts...

* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
* The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a tire leak.
* It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
* Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
* Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Very busy the next few weeks. Two school projects, work deadlines, helping a friend move, start working out again. I have forgotten about TV completely and have felt no after effects. An interesting email made my day yesterday. I was all smiles last night although it means zilch/nada/poojiyam. Unfortunately I am not in a position to divulge it here. Dont worry, my wife knows about this email.

I dont understand about cops giving tickets during peak hour traffic. I drive in a single lane road where max speeds are 40 MPH. And at 7:50 AM, this cop stops a car and traffic starts inching. I dont understand how big a violation was this that required stopping the car. It is irritating when everybody stops to see if the cop needs any help or the local TV news camera is around...

Hunting season is here...could shoot only 2 every round...

The debate on who should be the Golf Player of the Year is really heating up...Vijay Singh or Tiger Woods...

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

Computer Terms:


486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

Nice weekend this one...Went to a South Indian restaurant and as I was getting into my car, the folks in the next car pointed out the lunar eclipse. That was cool - but the guy tried to say something funny like "look out, the end of the world" etc - atleast the last meal I had was a Masala Dosai :-)...Boris Becker's autobiography...Used to be a huge fan of him....his life sounds like the ultimate masala movie...Google Deskbar is a real cool application - now you can google from any windows application doing a Ctrl+Alt+G and the current highlighted text will be searched in Google without a browser window - wish I could find out how to minimize this window also with a key stroke...

Saw two Tamil movies. "Pathiban Kanavu" and "Mounam Pesiyadhe".

"Parthiban Kanavu" is like the dialogue from Johnny "Inthe Padam engeyo arambichu enge engeyo poi ippo enge porathunNu theriyama irukKu" ( starts somewhere, goes everywhere, and doesnt know to go anywhere finally ). But Vivek's comedy was awesome ( especially the Mudhal Mariyadhai spoof ) and the songs were nice. PushnikKa size coincidences in this movie...

"Mounam Pesiyadhe" - ultimate JaVvu movie...but the ending was ok...

Vijay Singh has won the money title this year in golf. Hope the Indian media ( although he is from Fiji ) mentions this....

At breakfast, I eagerly waited for my wife to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?" Without looking up she replied, "About 10 years.”

The more I have tried to not like Adam Sandler it only gets tougher...here is a trailer of one of his yet-to-be-released movies Fifty First Dates...very funny...he is a very smart dude...he is also a screenwriter...every movie he produces exactly what the audience expects of him...simple light comedy...nothing more...and he has his 3/4 sidekicks who are there in everyone of his movie...and most of his movies have been very successful...absolutely no graphics, no special effects, no action...but decent screenplay...looks like he loves making lots of money...who is India's "Adam Sandler" ?...

Saw April Madhathil...almost a remake of Idhayam...but without "Idhaya'thile IDi Kannulle Mazhai"...but loved the "Donkey spoils small wall" comedy track...soon there is going to be a remake of Samsaaram Adhu Minsaaram ?...As I was seeing "April madhathil", especially the song "Cut Adippom", how does a music director compose such a song ? ie, the way the lyrics are said could have given the initial tune to the MD...supposedly that is how the "O Podu" song happenned...so who said that it was only during Kannadasan's time that lyrics led to the song's tune...without singing say this out:

what do most college kids do ?....cut adippom, site adippom, dum adippom, books'mattum edukKeVe mattom...

Have any other catchy lines u talk among friends OR describe ur college life in a single line ? Then that could be the next Koothu song...


S.A.T. TESTING

The following questions and answers were collated from the SAT tests given to 16 years-old students! Don't laugh too hard-- one of them could become president one day!

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A. A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the ocean?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
All water tends to flow toward the moon because there is no water on
the moon and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
this fight.

Voyage to the edge of the universe ends...

Forget the new Matrix movie - watch Asura Vegam - the new Tamil super-duper movie....it is so good that tickets have been booked for a month already...graphics and action are so good...simply mind-blowing...:-)....

* film reviews for impatient people...for Indian movies, writing reviews in 4 or lesser words is easy...here are a few i thought of:

* Another love story
* Hero bashes 100 baddies
* Meendun oru kadhal kadhai
* Cry My Beloved Lovers
* Lame Comedy Track
* Widows should never remarry
* Yet Another love story
* Everybody is an orphan
* Unexpected break into dance
* Appa Amma Everybody Cry
* Snake saves kid family
* Aur Ek Prem Kahaani
* Hero bashes 90 baddies


Any more u can think of ?


How To Translate Things Men Say

"I'm going fishing." really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain." really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately." really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late." really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear." really means... "Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." really means..."I forgot our anniversary again."
"That's women's work." really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is." really means... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

Are you a metrosexual ?...

Some interesting articles in Rediff...

Shekhar Kapur interview....
....Eastern mind accepts a sense of chaos much easier...
....Bombay Dreams - fastest payback for investors ever...
....The West will be offloading their old people to India/China at a huge cost to themselves, but at half the cost of what they have to do to keep them well here...

Word's Worth....
....If you love something, then paths open to you...Do what you love, and money will follow, you just have to be passionate...

Disappointing reading this Matrix Revolution review...but this is what i expected...sarukKu Gali...

This is a oldie but goodie...Did you know?
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller LITE (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401Keg program.

Just read somewhere about somebody dropping their cell phone in the toilet and their hand got stuck while trying to retrieve it. I have seen this in some sitcom too. Two questions: Unless it is so expensive, why in hell would one put their hands so far down a bacteria-ridden area ? What in the hell is one doing with a cell phone in a toilet - do you wash the cell phone also ? I stole this from Kingsley, but they are so cool - 3D images on the web....I am taking 3 days off during Christmas and getting 9 days off - what to do ???


Lazy Geek mentioned that somebody had told him that the ARR concert this year ( all over US and in India ) was a rig. I was there. I paid lots of money on tickets. 2 words : IT ROCKED........ The choreography, songs, singers were awesome. It might not have been as good as the 2000 concert - but the crowd was going nuts...expecially the "Humma" song was just awesome...I was screaming so loud that i couldnt speak a word for a couple of days after that...I have read that ARR spent a lot of time personally to make sure the production quality was good...and it was...Vasundhara Das, Sadhana Sargam, Shankar Mahadevan, Udit...dont miss it. It is one show I would recommend always beside "Cirque De Soleil"....


It is the flu season...so this love story will cheer one up...

LOVE STORY
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND CONTROL YOU...
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU GRUNT AND GROAN...
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...
I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED
WHEN I LEAVE YOU....AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
ALL MY LOVE,
THE FLU

Get your mind out of the gutter
DID YOU GET YOUR FLU SHOT YET ?

General:I have gone a whole week without watching TV. Ofcourse watched some movies on my computer. Hope I can continue this...techies are going to get mad reading this - software installation by Internet patented...have to find a cheap place to host my new web address...details later...

Movies:SunTV or no SunTV ? I have been asking myself this for almost 3 years now, but everytime i end up seeing Sun, I dont like it at all. The sitcoms suck, big time. Also all movie stuff comes so late at night ( 12:30 pm eastern in the US ), it is just not worth it. Hopefully somebody from SunTV reads this...Is this also the World's worst looking tie...saw ARR's concert on dvd for the nth time...this was the LA concert in 2000...awesome...I was lucky to go to his concert in NY this year...it just rocked...ARR's 2 new albums are out ( Tehzeeb and U20E18 ) - heard them once, typical ARR stuff - will grow on u with time...

Humor:A recent study was undertaken to determine which days men preferred for sex. After a very brief study it was determined that men prefer to engage in sexual behavior on days that begin with the letter "T."
Examples of these days are:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday